Badass Wines

If you think you're a badass, these wines are for you


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Badass Wines

So you think you’re a badass? Then you better be prepared to drink some badass wine. In fact, there’s almost a hierarchy of badassery involved as we progress down this list, so be prepared.

They say you are what you eat. In this case you are what you drink as well, but in a slightly different way. Check out how you rank on the badass scale and see how far you’re willing to go in pursuit of official badass status. But remember, being a badass isn’t always delicious, especially when it comes to wine.

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  • Snooth User: Kyle Graynor
    Hand of Snooth Voice of Snooth
    455797 7,460

    I want snake and scorpion wine . . .

    May 16, 2012 at 12:42 PM

  • I tend to agree with the "Just An Ass" wines, except that Che wasn't a dictator.

    May 16, 2012 at 4:56 PM

  • Snooth User: Jx
    188146 2


    May 16, 2012 at 4:58 PM

  • Snooth User: DM94523
    77883 116

    What about Robert Biale's "Royal Punishers?"

    May 16, 2012 at 5:22 PM

  • Snooth User: elysiacb
    628381 36

    Tiny note: Bikavér means Bull's Blood...Egri Bikavér is Bull's Blood of Eger. :-)

    May 16, 2012 at 5:45 PM

  • Snooth User: bbqwineco
    1099595 12

    what about these guys?

    May 16, 2012 at 6:06 PM

  • Snooth User: landoperez
    984963 26

    All of these come with a free headache?

    May 16, 2012 at 6:36 PM

  • Snake and Scorpion rice wine! Don't drink too much of it even though you're a badass! Taste awful!

    May 16, 2012 at 7:57 PM

  • Hey Fellows, In the late sixties, college time, I use to take one of my girlsfriends out to a small water hole on the golf course, when the moon was full, with a bottle or two of Saumur Champagne and Practice my French. Now that was Bad Ass with Bad Ass wine according to the rumors in school.

    May 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM

  • Lest we forget,MD 20/20,Spanish Sangria,And Boone's Farm should be included,although they are "Wine" in name only.

    May 17, 2012 at 7:08 PM

  • Snooth User: Huaino
    811541 105

    Bad Ass??... My favorite red...100% Tannat. Hard to find in the U.S., from Uruguay (for example, 6to Sentido - 6th Sense) and also some quality examples offered from neighboring Argentina (Finca Las Moras). Luckly, I have access to it through wine stores in next door Mexico (SD-TJ area). Simply the darkest ink well expression of the fruit in a glass ever and head & shoulders above CabSav. Although the varietal name Tannat refers to its tannins, in mexican spanish, the word is very similar to "tanates", which is the equivalent of "cojones". How bad ass is that? Try it, you'll like it. Plus, it is the best wine to drink for "healthful" reasons.

    May 22, 2012 at 12:50 PM

  • Snooth User: messygonzo
    1327679 35

    what about these guys?

    Aug 02, 2013 at 6:04 AM

  • wonderful

    Sep 09, 2013 at 3:14 PM

  • Snooth User: jamchimps
    1385295 43


    Oct 28, 2013 at 2:49 AM

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